Kyle's Horn

Kyle's first year and a half he practically went around with bruises on his forehead all the time. It seemed like he would fall down or walk into something, have a bruise and then before the last one healed, he would have another. His head catastrophes seemed to slow down when he turned two. The bruises moved to his arms and legs thanks to our dog Max, but that is another story. Anyways, about two weeks ago Kyle took a "digger" as, my brother, Keith would say. He decided to push around this remote control car. The car got away from him and SMACK into the ground he went. This bruise was more like a horn! It stuck out the size of a golf ball from his head. When Kyle does it, he does it well, what can we say.
So Kyle is walking around with a giant golf ball sized bruise and the next night we go to Sonic for a special treat. As we are leaving, Kyle more interested in his new toy and not where he is walking, walks straight into a metal chair. The next morning he wakes up with a swollen eye. Our son looked like he just lost a round of UFC.