A little note

Dear little mouse,

As much as my son, Kyle, would love to feed you cheese (as he told me tonight "mom, we need to get some cheese for the mouse, mice love cheese."), I would REALLY love for you to leave my house and never come back. As, I am aware that you probably won't leave without a fight, I am leaving you a little warning. Leave now or leave via death traps. Yes, little mouse, we will catch you and you will not like it much. I wish you had chosen a different house to visit, but you chose ours and you will pay the price.

Regretfully,
House Occupants